Victoria Jackson Vs. Liberal Lesbian

The Thing That Ate Its Own Brain 6, With Victoria Jackson As The Thing

How To Sing In Tongues

You too can sing in tongues, Vegas-style!

(Via Christian Nightmares)

Grammy Tweet Of The Day

If you think Lady No Ground Zero Mosque is upset, just wait until tomorrow's inevitable spittle-flecked and outraged press release from Bill Donohue. Probably like most of you, I watched Nicki Minaj in a state of WTF? But I do so love blasphemy, so there's that.

UPDATE: This clip will surely be yanked at once, but maybe you'll get to it before the YouTube police do.

UPDATE II: The clip has been removed.

Newt Gingrich: Unemployment Benefits Violate The Declaration of Independence

Bill Clinton Spawned Demonic Sex Parties

Quote Of The Day - Ken Hutcherson

"I was born and raised in Alabama where blacks and whites didn’t get along very well, and I tried being one of the main reasons they didn’t. I was extremely discriminatory towards whites. The only reason I played football was so I could hurt white people legally." - Pastor Ken Hutcherson, testifying today before the Washington state House committee panel on marriage equality.

RELATED: Hutcherson led the failed Referendum 71 attempt to repeal Washington's "everything but the name" domestic partners law, which was upheld by a slim majority. You may also recall that Hutcherson has led walkouts at public schools in protest of the Day Of Silence and that he issued a bizarre threat should DOMA ever be overturned. In 2010 Hutcherson officiated at Rush Limbaugh's fourth marriage.

PENNSYLVANIA: Red-Caped Catholic Loons Protest "Pro-Abortion" Speakers

The red-caped Catholic loons of Tradition, Values & Property took a day off from their usual schedule of foam-mouthed anti-gay hate rallies to demonstrate against the University of Scranton.

The Thing That Ate Its Own Brain 5, With Victoria Jackson As The Thing

Hmm, it seems like somebody gave Victoria a big steaming cup of STFU. She's like a deranged teabagging lump on a log in this one.

God Is About To Destroy California For America's Mistreatment Of Israel

"Our West Coast is about to be shaken like it has never been shaken before. I am encouraging everyone I know to pray for more time, but we don't have much time. Others also have been seeing similar things along the New Madrid fault line along the Mississippi River. Some have seen this linked with when the U.S. puts serious pressure on Israel to divide Jerusalem. There are amazing parallels between things we have done to Israel with natural disasters that have struck our country. These are not a coincidence." - Televangelist Rick Joyner, who once claimed that God sent Hurricane Katrina because of those gays at Southern Decadence. (Via Right Wing Watch)

Drag Queens Are Sent By Satan

"In the name of entertainment and jest Satan has caused many to buy a whole lot of wickedness, he’s made great inroads in the name of entertaining us and people flock out because there are those, and I’m talking about good hearted people, they flock out because they love Madea, they love the Tyler Perry movies that feature Madea, but I’m saying to them that Madea is the latest version of RuPaul it is selling perversion and drag to the African American community and I pray that the overwhelming majority, and I see evidence of it, are not buying that perversion." - Pastor Patrick Wooden, who also recently warned us that diaper-wearing gay men were giving "berf" to cell phones out of their "spinxters."

Gay Marriage Caused 9/11

"Satan has warred mightily against this region, and has effectively neutralized it through the influence of principalities of rationalism, humanism, intellectual pride and spiritual arrogance. Massachusetts, as well as all of New England, has become a cemetery of churches, a breeding ground for heretical doctrine, and intellectual furnace energizing attitudes of godlessness, rational arrogance and secularism. It is no coincidence, of course, that something as dramatically distant from the Christian worldview as gay marriage would be originated in this region.

"Is it exaggerated to see prophetic significance in the fact that on September 11, 2001 Boston served as the point of departure for the deadly forces that spread so much destruction and havoc in this nation and all over the world? What took place at the material level is now being carried out at the moral and spiritual level, as the virus of homosexuality and gay marriage begins to spread dramatically all over this nation and perhaps the world." - Pastor Roberto Miranda, whose endorsement of Mitt Romney was touted yesterday on Romney's official campaign site. (Via Right Wing Watch & Good As You)