Showing posts with label batshittery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label batshittery. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Rabbi Yehuda Levin Vs Ellen DeGeneres

This is the same repulsive douchebag who claimed God murdered an eight year-old boy because he was so angry about gay marriage in New York.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Frothy Gets Pissy About Prop 8: The Court Is Calling All Of Us Bigots And Haters

Christians are being oppressed because the intolerant left won't let them impose Sharia Law and inflict a Christian theocracy upon the rest of the nation. Essentially.

American Family Association: JCPenney And Ellen Will Give You Breast Cancer

"Will America’s young women be just a bit more likely to experiment with lesbianism now that JCPenney is mainstreaming it? Too any objective observer, the answer must be yes. Is this a good thing? To any objective observer, the answer must be no. Research has indicated that lesbians suffer from increased levels of depression, suicidal ideation, substance abuse, breast cancer and vaginal diseases compared to heterosexual women. Thus what JCPenney has done, by increasing, even if ever so slightly, the chances that young women will experiment with this behavior will turn out to be a tragic thing for some. JCPenney will have to share some culpability for that." - American Family Association radio host Bryan Fischer. (Via Right Wing Watch)

RELATED: Last night Jeebus came to me in a dream and told me that Bryan Fischer takes it up the ass from male goats. What? How DARE you doubt a revelation from God?!? STOP OPPRESSING ME™!

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Christians Should Boycott Starbucks Because Homosexuals Only Live To 42

Pastor Andrew invites your $10,000 donation which can be made by Paypal or by a posthumous direction of stocks in your will. Or you can CALL HIM at 877-537-8734.

UPDATE: Readers point out this clip from the VERY masculine Pastor Steven Andrew. GURL! Where's that hissing radiator? Kind of explains everything, doesn't it?

Gay Marriage Caused 9/11

"Satan has warred mightily against this region, and has effectively neutralized it through the influence of principalities of rationalism, humanism, intellectual pride and spiritual arrogance. Massachusetts, as well as all of New England, has become a cemetery of churches, a breeding ground for heretical doctrine, and intellectual furnace energizing attitudes of godlessness, rational arrogance and secularism. It is no coincidence, of course, that something as dramatically distant from the Christian worldview as gay marriage would be originated in this region.

"Is it exaggerated to see prophetic significance in the fact that on September 11, 2001 Boston served as the point of departure for the deadly forces that spread so much destruction and havoc in this nation and all over the world? What took place at the material level is now being carried out at the moral and spiritual level, as the virus of homosexuality and gay marriage begins to spread dramatically all over this nation and perhaps the world." - Pastor Roberto Miranda, whose endorsement of Mitt Romney was touted yesterday on Romney's official campaign site. (Via Right Wing Watch & Good As You)