Showing posts with label douchenozzles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label douchenozzles. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Rabbi Yehuda Levin Vs Ellen DeGeneres

This is the same repulsive douchebag who claimed God murdered an eight year-old boy because he was so angry about gay marriage in New York.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Frothy Gets Pissy About Prop 8: The Court Is Calling All Of Us Bigots And Haters

Christians are being oppressed because the intolerant left won't let them impose Sharia Law and inflict a Christian theocracy upon the rest of the nation. Essentially.

American Family Association: JCPenney And Ellen Will Give You Breast Cancer

"Will America’s young women be just a bit more likely to experiment with lesbianism now that JCPenney is mainstreaming it? Too any objective observer, the answer must be yes. Is this a good thing? To any objective observer, the answer must be no. Research has indicated that lesbians suffer from increased levels of depression, suicidal ideation, substance abuse, breast cancer and vaginal diseases compared to heterosexual women. Thus what JCPenney has done, by increasing, even if ever so slightly, the chances that young women will experiment with this behavior will turn out to be a tragic thing for some. JCPenney will have to share some culpability for that." - American Family Association radio host Bryan Fischer. (Via Right Wing Watch)

RELATED: Last night Jeebus came to me in a dream and told me that Bryan Fischer takes it up the ass from male goats. What? How DARE you doubt a revelation from God?!? STOP OPPRESSING ME!

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Romney Denounces Prop 8 Ruling

"Today, unelected judges cast aside the will of the people of California who voted to protect traditional marriage. This decision does not end this fight, and I expect it to go to the Supreme Court. I believe marriage is between a man and a woman and, as president, I will protect traditional marriage and appoint judges who interpret the Constitution as it is written and not according to their own politics and prejudices." - Mitt Romney. (Via Igor Volsky @ Think Progress)

Friday, February 3, 2012

"Ex-Gay" Douchebag Greg Quinlan Demands Apology From NJ Lawmakers

"I want to talk first of all about something I heard from the very beginning by people of this Legislature that we are bigots as people of faith, because we do not hold that homosexual marriage should be codified. That somehow we are bigots and we are ideologues because we are people of faith. I want to address that hate. Everyone in this room who is a person of faith deserves an apology from one of the sponsors of this bill for calling us bigots.

"To date there is zero evidence that anyone is born a homosexual, zero. In fact it's homosexual researchers and scientists that are proving that homosexuality is not innate and had no biological ideology. Homosexuality is not immutable. There are many ex-gays; Anne Heche, to name one, Sinead O'Connor and myself. I left the homosexual lifestyle almost 20 years ago. Lived as a homosexual activist for 10 years of my life." - PFOX head Greg Quinlan, speaking at yesterday's marriage hearing before the New Jersey Assembly. (Via On Top Magazine)

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Christians Should Boycott Starbucks Because Homosexuals Only Live To 42

Pastor Andrew invites your $10,000 donation which can be made by Paypal or by a posthumous direction of stocks in your will. Or you can CALL HIM at 877-537-8734.

UPDATE: Readers point out this clip from the VERY masculine Pastor Steven Andrew. GURL! Where's that hissing radiator? Kind of explains everything, doesn't it?