The Thing That Ate Its Own Brain 5, With Victoria Jackson As The Thing

Hmm, it seems like somebody gave Victoria a big steaming cup of STFU. She's like a deranged teabagging lump on a log in this one.

Drag Queens Are Sent By Satan

"In the name of entertainment and jest Satan has caused many to buy a whole lot of wickedness, he’s made great inroads in the name of entertaining us and people flock out because there are those, and I’m talking about good hearted people, they flock out because they love Madea, they love the Tyler Perry movies that feature Madea, but I’m saying to them that Madea is the latest version of RuPaul it is selling perversion and drag to the African American community and I pray that the overwhelming majority, and I see evidence of it, are not buying that perversion." - Pastor Patrick Wooden, who also recently warned us that diaper-wearing gay men were giving "berf" to cell phones out of their "spinxters."